I love when someone in western Nebraska says "I'll be in the area today," they could be anywhere from 45 minutes to 2 hours away from 'the area'.
This has happened to me twice now. Once with a family friend… 45 minutes away. Second time, TODAY, with one of my best friends from Kentucky. She is ‘passing through’ and decided she wants to drive two hours out of the way to come see me. Looking forward to seeing her again this afternoon!
“Dear Ladies: Although I appreciate your efforts… wearing 5” heels to the zoo, causing you to walk like a spastic robot was foolish… we will now throw poop at you…”—The Monkeys (via Daniel Martin since they can’t really talk)